Media Challenge

I’ve been a little disappointed in the news media lately. It’s been all “news news news” – blech boring. Can’t the media find a missing or dead white girl for us to obsess over? How long as it been since Natalee Holloway went missing in Aruba? Months! That was over the summer. Sure, we’ve had the boycott threats but that isn’t enough to satisfy me. It’s winter. I’m cold. Bring me a missing or dead white girl to obsess over. And honestly, I’m not just asking for me. Our country NEEDS this. The only thing that can get America on the right track is another missing or dead white girl to obsess over. We can heal the wounds left by Katrina and Rita by finding a real Katrina or Rita, preferably in a ditch or in the trunk of a car.

So this is my challenge to the media. It’s December 5. Find me a missing or dead girl before Christmas. Think of yourselves as Santa and me as a very very good girl. She needs to be missing or dead. She needs to be white. I personally am non-discriminating when it comes to my missing or dead girls, but I know America really gets behind the white ones. And call me crazy, but I’m patriotic. The missing or dead girl doesn’t need to be blond but if she is…it would make me the happiest girl in the world! Who isn’t missing or dead.