tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-155003202006-12-14T22:07:28.229-08:00Jackie ClarkeBlogger51125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-17720066292799355062006-11-13T18:33:00.000-08:002006-11-13T18:42:05.064-08:00

Another reader submission that I managed to overlook. Shame shame shame on me. First...this blast from the past. "Step off asshole." I love it. Remember this? "Can you spare any change?" I love themed entries! Delightful reader Nuala decided to send in 2 pix...this entry is the best review of "The Break-Up" I have ever seen. Yup that about sums it up. The movie blew and I don't care!

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-15011054849697970642006-11-13T18:27:00.000-08:002006-11-13T18:29:39.120-08:00

Ha ha ha This is a new fave! Sent in by Lex in Nashville. I will let Lex do the explainin' Found this amazing graffiti in the women's bathroom of a bar in Nashville, TN. I had to snap it because, yeah, I used to fuck one too!

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-49268288189132212622006-11-13T18:15:00.000-08:002006-11-13T18:21:07.263-08:00

Yet another delightful graf sent in by a reader! Thanks to Ernie of Atlanta! "Capitalism is killing you" with the word "killing" scribbled out. And the lame anarchy symbol...I imagine someone with a checking account balance of $56.89 wrote the "Capitalism is killing you" and some douchebag with a balance of "$36,903.77" crossed it out. Sigh.

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-12830256582800990272006-11-13T16:38:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:46:44.339-08:00

Jessica R. sent this in...thanks so her. "What keeps us thinking? Pussy" Of course! Jessica has a great observation on this one This has been up at a Wall Street station for a while now. The word (pussy) had originally been written in red, but was crossed out. Thens omebody decided that the pussy could not be denied and wrote it again in black.I love it when pussy cannot be denied. Of course I

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-81431559455010150062006-11-13T16:18:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:28:40.521-08:00

Another real find from a reader of the graf blog...this one is thanks to DJ. A set of stairs with the bold statment "DON'T DO THAT!" He doesn't know what it means and I don't either. To be quite frank I don't even care. I love the assumption that whatever it is you are doing - IT IS WRONG. What a way to go through life. This is wrong. In an absolute sense. Those stairs are like original

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-8105295311047902112006-11-13T16:11:00.000-08:002006-11-13T16:18:09.374-08:00

I love this graffiti sent in by the adorable Damian Chadwick. One first glance it isn't much but if you treat it like one of those crazy dot pictures from the 90s where you squint and see a tiger...then you won't be disappointed. Yup. That is a penis and balls on top of the mascara. Amen brothers and sisters. Isn't it nice when the world just feels like it alwats does. It's as if the

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161714812398534092006-10-24T11:19:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.476-08:00

This is one of my FAVORITE graffitis of late because it exists on so many levels. It is for the movie Employee of the Month that sort of came and went but it features a couple current blips in the pop-culture heart monitor. DANE COOK I know most comedians despise Dane Cook. He seems like a decent hard-working guy who hooks up his friends. Is he the funniest edgiest comedian in the world, no.

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161713600313161612006-10-24T11:13:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.320-08:00

America's Next Top Model is a great show for many reasons. One reason is that all the girl drama is given the exact same weight. For example this season's first show had crying from no less than 6 of the girls. And one girl beat cancer - wow. One girl was in a plane accident and her mother died on top of her and the warmth from her dead mother kept her alive - WOW. One girl was a little

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161711948341781042006-10-24T10:26:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.191-08:00

Thanks to Mark Vignoli who spotted this on a trash can. Hopefully you can read it - it says "fuck the lesbian in the ass." As Mark pointed out, there are some spelling issues. I am hoping that Dwayne Buckle, the man attacked by a gang of petite and ornery lesbians, wrote this!

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1161710759779163742006-10-24T10:18:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:45.040-08:00

Thanks to Amy Sloan from Atlanta who was DETERMINED to find a local graf but found this gem in NYC. Little Man: “I’m glad the Sambo days are over!”

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148940838504625132006-05-29T15:12:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.728-08:00

I really have no comments. He is right. But I'm glad he has some sass about it.

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148940328527883382006-05-29T14:56:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.543-08:00

An ad for FOX News sent in by the http://manhattanoffender.com/. It is hard to read but some nice simplicity here - the Fox news anchors=Monsters.

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148939170802151312006-05-29T14:41:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.388-08:00

Tiffany Morningstar sent me this (what an amazing name) and this may be one of my favorite recent graffiti postings. This is just straight-up hilarious. "Be a Fat Ass Too" I don't know how this posting plays into a reality show about cooking. But it is perfect posting. Look at this man - he is all ass and balls, no arms or weiner. And he is peeking around with the nicest look on his face.

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148938257662960192006-05-29T14:16:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:44.195-08:00

Somehow "Douchemobile" and "Douche while you Vespa" is sort of hilarious and ridiculous. But "Fagmobile" is mean. Maybe because it is true.

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148937357852789702006-05-29T14:04:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:43.861-08:00

This picture my friend Crtsyal took for me on the L stop on Lorimer. She writes "The movie is about how violence never leads to peace etc... and then ends with this real ragey sex scene that is kind of alarming and made me feel for the wife on the other end of it." "Jeez I can't even ball my wife anymore without thinking about violence begets violence...what a moral. Don't let violence ruin

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1148936661542207052006-05-29T13:53:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:43.738-08:00

Reliable Man with a Van (Vag). Ha! This hilarious graffiti is thanks to Michael Kinney who spotted it at San Loco Tacos on Avenue A. There has to be some sort of 'vag'/'taco' joke that won't make cause me to be murdered at the hands of angry feminists but I can't think of one. If you have one, well that is what the comment section is for!

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1146696524399152832006-05-03T15:23:00.000-07:002006-11-13T14:29:43.596-08:00

So a typical ad for MTA services for the homeless. Altho you can't see it in the first picture (taken with my Sidekick) the kindly MTA agent has woken up the homeless man to ask him, "Do you have any change?" (I did some photoshop edits so you could get the sense of it.)

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1143924326083429742006-04-01T12:35:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:43.435-08:00

An ad for the new SJP film, "Failure to Launch." Let's see what our garaffiti artist thinks of Ms. Parker. "My face looks like a foot." I have to say I agree. SJP is one of those women whose sense of style has created a myth of attractiveness that isn't natural. I adore SJP and think she's fantastic (altho she did mug her way through later seasons of "Sex and the City") but I have to

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1140817307215170352006-02-24T13:35:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:43.150-08:00

Sent in by Dan McInerney. He says "through overuse, most jokes become clichés. A precious few become classics. I think you will agree, this falls into the latter category." he he sounds about right to me!

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1140816868363452502006-02-24T13:30:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:43.013-08:00

I *heart* Cock! Me too! Chicken for me. I like monkeys! You assholes! Sent in by "Bitch E Licious - Found this in one of the ladies' room stalls at my favorite reststop - on I84, Exit 71, Ruby Road, Willington, CT." I heart cock and monkeys too!

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1140816486852901382006-02-24T13:25:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.881-08:00

Sent in by Katie Cheek in Brooklyn. Thanks Katie! Katie writes "this poster used to be on the Clinton Washington stop of the G-train. I believe it used to say "cerebral assassin." I assume Pratt Students had something to do with it, but who knows? It's hilarious either way. Enjoy." I enjoyed it, Katie. And now you all can too!

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1138132092779024952006-01-24T11:44:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.723-08:00

An ad for Carmex lip balm. "It soothes." I am assuming that the ad execs in charge of Carmex meant to imply that Carmex soothes. But all of that empty space and a black sharpie have other ideas in mind. "Cock Soothes." Um hilarious. I know this isn't smart. It doesn't push the envelope in any way at all. But I love it. "Cock soothes" is the funniest possibly graffiti ever. And it

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1137621155823286022006-01-18T13:41:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.565-08:00

Special thanks to Arch for sending in this graffiti and for listening to the "Jake and Jackie Show" on 92.3 FM. Here are his comments, "This might not qualify as great graffitti, I saw it spray painted in the stairwell of the G train. I love the copyright symbol at the end, is the person copyrighting the wrong spelling of 'you're'?" Arch, this DEFINITELY qualifies as great graffiti. You are a

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1136663743339656922006-01-07T11:39:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.421-08:00

Someone graffed a PSA poster for AIDS. Poor Rosie O'Donnell. Even when she does something good. She's called out for being a chub. "Why doesn't Rosie O'Donnell have to worry about getting the Asian Bird Flu? Because she's a pig." Ha ha...ok it's pretty funny.

Jackie Clarketag:blogger.com,1999:blog-15500320.post-1135748489806276392005-12-27T21:36:00.000-08:002006-11-13T14:29:42.246-08:00

"Project Runway" is one of my FAVORITE shows. I am obsessed with it! Tim Gunn is elegant and sincere. Heidi Klum is a charmer and a stunner even at 7 months pregnant! And the show is heart-breaking! Diana is such a weird nerd. Santino is a giant dink...and who knew that Daniel Franco was the definition of classy. That said. This is great graffiti. The tagline for the show is "they sew,

Jackie Clarke