Deja vu and a movie review

Another reader submission that I managed to overlook. Shame shame shame on me. First...this blast from the past. "Step off asshole." I love it.

Remember this?


"Can you spare any change?" I love themed entries!

Delightful reader Nuala decided to send in 2 pix...this entry is the best review of "The Break-Up" I have ever seen.



Yup that about sums it up. The movie blew and I don't care!

Hippies!

Ha ha ha
This is a new fave!

Sent in by Lex in Nashville. I will let Lex do the explainin'

Found this amazing graffiti in the women's bathroom of a bar in Nashville, TN. I had to snap it because, yeah, I used to fuck one too!

The message of the ATM

Yet another delightful graf sent in by a reader! Thanks to Ernie of Atlanta!

"Capitalism is killing you" with the word "killing" scribbled out. And the lame anarchy symbol...I imagine someone with a checking account balance of $56.89 wrote the "Capitalism is killing you" and some douchebag with a balance of "$36,903.77" crossed it out.

Sigh.

We try to be smart...

Jessica R. sent this in...thanks so her. "What keeps us thinking? Pussy" Of course! Jessica has a great observation on this one

This has been up at a Wall Street station for a while now. The word (pussy) had originally been written in red, but was crossed out. Thens omebody decided that the pussy could not be denied and wrote it again in black.

I love it when pussy cannot be denied. Of course I could get all Bust magazine-Nancy Pelosi on you and be all about pussy power but that would make me an asshole. It is just ALWAYS funny when people write dirty words. Cock, pussy, dick and balls. This is what the art of the quick graffiti is made of. People try to clean this graffiti up...but I literally have no idea why. Writing a dirty word keeps us young and keeps us American.

DON'T DO THAT!

Another real find from a reader of the graf blog...this one is thanks to DJ. A set of stairs with the bold statment "DON'T DO THAT!"

He doesn't know what it means and I don't either. To be quite frank I don't even care. I love the assumption that whatever it is you are doing - IT IS WRONG. What a way to go through life. This is wrong. In an absolute sense. Those stairs are like original sin (which is the Catholic concept that just by being born we have sin and need to be cleansed...no wonder Catholics prefer sex with children...)

I am going to make those stairs my mantra...DON'T DO THAT!

Mascara or Weiner

I love this graffiti sent in by the adorable Damian Chadwick. One first glance it isn't much but if you treat it like one of those crazy dot pictures from the 90s where you squint and see a tiger...then you won't be disappointed.


Yup. That is a penis and balls on top of the mascara. Amen brothers and sisters. Isn't it nice when the world just feels like it alwats does. It's as if the Republicans didn't even lose. Ha ha. No fucking way.

Employee of the Month Challenge

This is one of my FAVORITE graffitis of late because it exists on so many levels. It is for the movie Employee of the Month that sort of came and went but it features a couple current blips in the pop-culture heart monitor.

DANE COOK

I know most comedians despise Dane Cook. He seems like a decent hard-working guy who hooks up his friends. Is he the funniest edgiest comedian in the world, no...but Bill Hicks had stomach cancer and died so what are we gonna do.

This is a simple graffiti and one that is appropriate for Dane Cook. A fart Poooof. Well done.

JESSICA SIMPSON

How is it that Nick Lachey is now the more talented and successful member of that couple. I didn't think I could enjoy a song/video less than "What's Left of Me" until I saw "A Public Affair" it was like the crabs I imagine Brett Ratner gave Ms. Simpson.

"White devil" yeah pretty accurate. As a white person I can safely say the entire Simpson clan are white devils and if you meet one don't look it in the eyes. You will lose your soul.

EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH CHALLENGE


This graf is what transcends this piece into art. "What do you really want to create with this life?" Amazing. Is this a message to the graffiti posters to lay off the fart bursts? I hope not, I love fart bursts. Classic. Is it to the cast of the film, especially the pretty talented comedian Dax Shepard? Who knows...but I love it.

I'm a dude!

America's Next Top Model is a great show for many reasons. One reason is that all the girl drama is given the exact same weight. For example this season's first show had crying from no less than 6 of the girls. And one girl beat cancer - wow. One girl was in a plane accident and her mother died on top of her and the warmth from her dead mother kept her alive - WOW. One girl was a little darker than her brothers and sisters and they mocked her for being ashy. SCREEECH. Now it isn't the girl's fault. The producers set her up to look like an asshole. And thus the greatest TV show ever filmed.


Ladies and gentlemen meet the girl who's momma died on her.

And she's a carpet muncher. Well I guess if she is a guy that makes her straight! Awww! Who cares! She got the ax. Having your momma die on you don't make you take pretty pictures.

Oh Lesbians!

Thanks to Mark Vignoli who spotted this on a trash can. Hopefully you can read it - it says "fuck the lesbian in the ass." As Mark pointed out, there are some spelling issues.


I am hoping that Dwayne Buckle, the man attacked by a gang of petite and ornery lesbians, wrote this!

Sambo days are over!

Thanks to Amy Sloan from Atlanta who was DETERMINED to find a local graf but found this gem in NYC.

Little Man: “I’m glad the Sambo days are over!”

A cockroach speaks

I really have no comments. He is right. But I'm glad he has some sass about it.

Fox news=Monsters

An ad for FOX News sent in by the http://manhattanoffender.com/.
It is hard to read but some nice simplicity here - the Fox news anchors=Monsters.

Top Fat Ass

Tiffany Morningstar sent me this (what an amazing name) and this may be one of my favorite recent graffiti postings. This is just straight-up hilarious.

"Be a Fat Ass Too" I don't know how this posting plays into a reality show about cooking. But it is perfect posting. Look at this man - he is all ass and balls, no arms or weiner. And he is peeking around with the nicest look on his face. He he. I think I have a crush on him!

Douche While You Vespa

Somehow "Douchemobile" and "Douche while you Vespa" is sort of hilarious and ridiculous. But "Fagmobile" is mean. Maybe because it is true.

I can't even ball my wife...

This picture my friend Crtsyal took for me on the L stop on Lorimer. She writes "The movie is about how violence never leads to peace etc... and then ends with this real ragey sex scene that is kind of alarming and made me feel for the wife on the other end of it."

"Jeez I can't even ball my wife anymore without thinking about violence begets violence...what a moral. Don't let violence ruin your sex life."

I love that the graffiti artist took from "Munich" the lesson of "Don't let violence ruin your sex life!"

PEACE IN THE MIDDLE EAST! HJs for everyone!

Man with a Vag

Reliable Man with a Van (Vag). Ha!

This hilarious graffiti is thanks to Michael Kinney who spotted it at San Loco Tacos on Avenue A. There has to be some sort of 'vag'/'taco' joke that won't make cause me to be murdered at the hands of angry feminists but I can't think of one. If you have one, well that is what the comment section is for!

Homeless People Are FUNNY!

So a typical ad for MTA services for the homeless.


Altho you can't see it in the first picture (taken with my Sidekick) the kindly MTA agent has woken up the homeless man to ask him, "Do you have any change?" (I did some photoshop edits so you could get the sense of it.)

Foot Crack

An ad for the new SJP film, "Failure to Launch."



Let's see what our garaffiti artist thinks of Ms. Parker.

"My face looks like a foot." I have to say I agree. SJP is one of those women whose sense of style has created a myth of attractiveness that isn't natural. I adore SJP and think she's fantastic (altho she did mug her way through later seasons of "Sex and the City") but I have to agree with this statement. Those unflattering bangs make her face look like a foot with a fringie shoe. And how does Mr. McConaughey fare?



Oh my. A double slam. Not only does McConaughey like crack must like our friend Whitney Houston he likes man crack much like me.

Run!

Sent in by Dan McInerney. He says "through overuse, most jokes become clichés. A precious few become classics. I think you will agree, this falls into the latter category."

he he sounds about right to me!

I *heart* cock

I *heart* Cock!
Me too!
Chicken for me.
I like monkeys! You assholes!


Sent in by "Bitch E Licious - Found this in one of the ladies' room stalls at my favorite reststop - on I84, Exit 71, Ruby Road, Willington, CT."


I heart cock and monkeys too!

Cereal Assassin

Sent in by Katie Cheek in Brooklyn. Thanks Katie!
Katie writes "this poster used to be on the Clinton Washington stop of the G-train. I believe it used to say "cerebral assassin." I assume Pratt Students had something to do with it, but who knows? It's hilarious either way. Enjoy."

I enjoyed it, Katie. And now you all can too!

Cock Soothes

An ad for Carmex lip balm. "It soothes." I am assuming that the ad execs in charge of Carmex meant to imply that Carmex soothes. But all of that empty space and a black sharpie have other ideas in mind.

"Cock Soothes." Um hilarious. I know this isn't smart. It doesn't push the envelope in any way at all. But I love it. "Cock soothes" is the funniest possibly graffiti ever. And it makes me happy. Thank you once again C train!